"It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich..."
Sandwich is the youngest of the NJ Trio and like Pudge the fish, he has survived on peanut butter sandwiches for the majority of his life and continues to do so today. Sandwich is the enroller of the culinary school enrollment portion of the trio biography. He loves to bake and cooks food only when he has to. Believe it or not, Sandwich grew up as a picky eater, suviving only on french fries in addition to peanut butter sandwiches. And bacon. But now he lives on pineapple, brocolli, mushrooms, and other assorted fruits and vegetables that he missed during his childhood...I know, how the heck is he still alive, right? Since his palette has evolved, he wishes to share his new culinary adventures with you. Some not food things: Disney, Doctor Who, Glee, Dumbo, Wall-E, recycling, blogging, being "Josh," being a brother and a brother, listening to YouTube singing sensations, collecting books he'll read someday, volunteering. Sandwich agrees with his siblings about dipping French Fries in ice cream but he had to stop doing that due to lactose intolerance.
You know what's weird?
The English language...it's not just the grammar and pronouncing things the different when they're spelled the same, some "English" words are actually from another language! In high school we learn some fancy vocabulary like connoisseur, but it's one letter away from being French...I mean come on US, isn't "expert" enough? And Hors D'ouerve...it's French, there's no English equivalent, what's up with that? And no, appetizers are not hors d'ouerves.
p.s. I have nothing against the French!
Last month's weird query
The platypus. I think God couldn't decide on making a bird or a mammal when he got to the P named animals and then his doorbell rang and forgot to decide.
